Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Lyric of the Moment 12

"I'm Mary and I'm Martha all at the same time /
I'm sitting at His feet and yet I'm dying to be recognized /
I am a picture of contentment and I am dissatisfied /
Why is it easy to work, but hard to rest sometimes?"

          ~ Audrey Assad, Lament

Friday, February 17, 2012

Flirt to Convert

Kim Kardashian to date Jeremy Lin?

Don't do it.  I mean, maybe do it for the experience (and for the sex appeal of Asian American males everywhere!).  Wait, no, that's concupiscence talking.  I think.

Living water would probably do real good quenching the thirst here of being famous and staying relevant.

If ever this book needed to be real, now is the time.  Linsanity (reflecting God's glory, of course) could single-handedly be the savior of society restoring faith to people everywhere.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Boxer Leg Holes

It's annoying when your toes get caught in the leg hole when putting on your boxers while standing. 

It seems to only happen when you're in a hurry or after a shower.

You know what I'm talking about.

Monday, February 13, 2012

To-do Lists

When my to-do list gets too long, I don't want to look at it and I have trouble getting over the mental barrier of starting something.

When my to-do list gets too short, I don't want to add anything to it because I like the illusion of having been productive.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

I'm Going Lin-sane!

     "Man, all this love feels sooo goood."

More random musings on Jeremy Lin:
  • You know that Chinese mom typecast where they're all sitting around playing mahjong in their green Darth Vader visors bragging about their kids' accomplishments?  Jeremy's mom is now the de-facto queen of these sessions which incidentally for her probably happens around a potluck Bible Study with egg rolls and fried rice. 

    http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41801_95161765005_9523_n.jpg     "Well, my son graduated from Harvard, is un-bee-ey star, and loves Jesus!"

    Fellow Asian moms squeal, "哇! 羨慕你!"

    Asian dad says:



  • Lots of superstars in the NBA are individual scorers that can carry a team, but don't always make their teammates better.  JLin is a floor general leading this team and making everyone around him better (I'm looking at you, Steve Ker-I mean Novak). Can you believe that? An Asian man in leadership. We need more of this badly.

  • I guess it makes sense, but cuts and bruises show up a lot more prominently on Asian people than black people.



  • Taiwan is a place where ABC's often feel cool since they are surrounded by FOBs (but they're not FOBs because you know, they're in their home country...) and historically, ABC's were treated that way.  In the last few years, it seems that perception has started to change for the worse.  However, Jeremy is bringing us back into prominence there as well.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Musings on Lin-Sanity

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Before there was Lin-Sanity, I was already starstruck over Jeremy Lin reaching the NBA.  Even though back then he was buried at the end of the Warriors bench, he was living the dream.  And let's face it, if any Asian American was going to make it to the NBA, the end of the bench is made for us subservient, spotlight avoiding, machismo-less Asian men.  It's just not in our Chinese culture and makeup to have the charisma and showmanship required of superstars in the black-culture dominated NBA.  We're used to blending in and not sticking out lest we get hammered down and bring shame upon our families. 

Clearly, I settled for too little, though I would have never predicted anything like this. 

Now that Jeremy is tearing it up, there has been plenty written and covered about him.  But watching this fantasy unfold is weird because coming from a similar background as him, I feel like I can intuit some of what he is feeling and what it might be like to be in his shoes.  This brings thoughts a mile a minute.  Here are a few random, unorganized musings:
  • Despite the prerequisite "first Asian American" descriptor attached to him, I bet there are people (mainly in the midwest) who are surprised he can speak English good (yes, "good" was intentional).

  • When black athletes celebrate, it just looks cool even if they fail
    When white athletes celebrate, it looks like this:

    https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-G187sY8b6Lc/TzRHqF9sbVI/AAAAAAAAADU/tpFkuembuEs/s512/tyler.jpg     awkward.

    When Jeremy celebrates, while I'm stoked for him, it still sort of looks odd in a "I hope non-Asian people aren't laughing at him" kind of way.

    https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-QqmDRbYxe2U/TzRHoFKnKuI/AAAAAAAAACs/kZ4Xih9wlzY/s517/grin2.jpg     grinning and winning.
  • I wonder if anyone hears or is bothered by his slight ebonics accent.  Truth be told, what I hear is the classic Bay Area Chinese American accent which is a mix of Bay Area Asian slang left over from the Asian Pride movement with an influence of wanting to be black at some point growing up and being around lots of black guys from basketball.  I'm curious if he ever has/had to dial it back for fear of people saying that he wishes he were black.

  • Some people think that Carmelo's bow with Jeremy is racist.  <shrug>.  How funny would it be if entire sections of fans did this in unison whenever Jeremy scored an and-1?

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-thf8Rjt9Hoc/TzRHo5jqSRI/AAAAAAAAADo/gT5upf6PsAY/s546/melo.jpg
  • The Tebow comparisons are already in full force.  In fact, Jeremy talks about Tebow being an inspiration to him.  Part of the reason for the comparisons is that Jeremy talks about his faith with the media in a way that is reminiscent of Tim Tebow in that sometimes, a question will spark a, "I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." 

    I think a lot of Christians already have an eye-roll reaction to when celebrities seem to trivially thank God for something they achieved (eg. Austin Rivers' post-game-winner interview, "God made the ball go in.").  With Tebow, while he seems like a genuine Christian, other than glimpses from various exposes about stuff like his missionary work, I can't fill in much else of his day-to-day life in my head and so I take the lazy way out and just assume he lives a celebrity lifestyle surrounded by hot blondes, but behaves himself for the greater glory of God.  Or something like that.

    With Jeremy, I feel a stronger personal connection to him because we have a similar background.  Being familiar with the Chinese Christian culture (which is where I first found my faith), I feel more oomph behind his Jesus shout-outs.  I can imagine that he struggles with being intentional about putting himself out to the public as a Christian first, but at the same time, not wanting to perpetuate the Christian athlete stereotype.  I can also imagine how he hangs out with his friends and what he does in his spare time.  No idea about other athletes.

    Anyways, this article says that the Tebow comparison is a lazy one.

  • If this keeps up, someone is going to start a tebowing equivalent called linning, if they haven't already.  What would it be?  I dunno.  Maybe option one could be the dangling band-aid on the chin:

    https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-phqRxzHgb0I/TzRHmSzqfUI/AAAAAAAAACE/89BsMDQr4aw/s470/bandaid2.jpg

    Option two could be sticking out the blue-stained tongue. 

    https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-7WPvdOLgkrs/TzRHp7NAATI/AAAAAAAAADQ/_zR7X0Q0WiE/s612/tongue2.jpg  Is that blue gatorade or blue raspberry fun dip?

  • It's nice being able to watch Jeremy being interviewed and being able to read his subtle nonverbal body language.  NBA interviews usually sound like this.  Mang, I can't read nothing from that, mang.

  • Lin-sanity has also meant that all of a sudden, Asians are getting a lot more airtime during the game broadcasts and shows like SportsCenter.  Unfortunately, a lot of them make me feel like the Asian male stereotype is being perpetuated.  Jlin's and-1 finish is two steps forward...

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dUjRsup8ZHM/TzRHn_4TsNI/AAAAAAAAACk/58smuWpZWlY/s476/fan.jpg     ...and this is one step back.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

New Dad Confession 5

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Sometimes, while giving my kid a bath, I have an out of body experience where I think back to photos of my dad giving me a bath as a baby (with his hipster shorts, glasses, and goofy smile) and imagine what he must have been thinking then as I'm doing the same thing now.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Lyric of the Moment 11

"Try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me /
Run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy /
Baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me /
Then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me /
Then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the /
Destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we /
Know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs /
That we'll have each other's backs 'cause we're that lucky"

          ~ Eminem, Love the Way You Lie Part II

What a capture of dysfunction.  Sheesh.