Kim Kardashian to date Jeremy Lin?
Don't do it. I mean, maybe do it for the experience (and for the sex appeal of Asian American males everywhere!). Wait, no, that's concupiscence talking. I think.
Living water would probably do real good quenching the thirst here of being famous and staying relevant.
If ever this book needed to be real, now is the time. Linsanity (reflecting God's glory, of course) could single-handedly be the savior of society restoring faith to people everywhere.